The Ben Failure Project

Wallace averaged 6.4 points and 10.7 rebounds a game in his first season in Chicago. Both of those averages dropped -- 5.1 and 8.8, respectively -- this season. Wow, Thank You Mr. Wallace for pissing all of us Bulls fans off. Go ahead you can start trying for the Cavs now because that's how it goes in the NBA. You really wasted our money, but now we have the opportunity to let our young guys play. I hope our young guys do sick and make a great playoff push and make you look like the gum on the bottom of my shoe. Thanks for wasting Reinsdorf's money. Thanks for wearing a head band when you couldn't. Thanks for shooting all those fade away's that made a lot of sense. Thanks for being a lame. I would like to welcome Drew Gooden and Larry Hughes to the Bulls. Mr. Hughes I know that you didn't want to be in Cleveland. If the Bulls play you please try to play at the level you did when you were on the Wizards, Thanks. Mr. Gooden, please grow back that Samurai patch on the back of your head. It really would complement your beard. The bad news for you Drew is that you can't wear a headband.