John Paxson Has Midlife Crisis

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John Paxson has been seen riding his Harley around and rocking facial hair for the first time since he had a mustache in the 80's. Way to go Pax.

Bulls Ben Gordon Accepts Qualifying Offer

It's about time. Ben Gordon was reportedly offered 6 years 59million. Are you kidding me? According to rumorpress.net,

Gordon will be with the team for at least one more season as he has verbally agreed to take the 1 year qualifying offer worth 6.4 million. Gordon turned down a 6 year 59 million dollar offer and will become an unrestricted free agent at the end of the season. The 6 foot 3 Guard could make it official as early as Tuesday.

I wonder how many more shots he is going to chuck up this season. The back court is crowded and you know as soon as he gets in the game he is gonna be all AI on everyone.

2008 Chicago Bulls Media Day

Well, another NBA season is among us, and there are many questions involving the Chicago Bulls.

What the f*ck is wrong with Ben Gordon?

2 words, hard headed.

Is the podcast coming back?

Yes, the podcast is coming back. The 1st podcast of the season is still not scheduled.

How's Drew Gooden's beard looking?

Word out of the Berto Center is that his beard is mopping the floors.

Did Noce cut his hair?

I hope so.

Does Del Negro use Mousse or hair spray?

Mousse. You cannot achieve a flawless shine like that with hair spray.



According to ESPN,

Luol Deng, Great Britain: The Chicago Bulls forward was, by far, the most dominant force in Group D.

After only two days of practice with the squad, he dropped 30 points as the Brits came within 0.5 seconds of upsetting Israel in Tel Aviv. His numbers of 24.2 points, 5.8 boards, 3.8 assists and 1.6 blocks a game reflected his value to the team.

With first place assured, Deng missed Saturday's final game in Bosnia-Herzegovina with a toe injury. But new Bulls coach Vinny Del Negro need not fear, the Brits were merely making sure their most valuable asset returned to his regular job without any serious problems.

F*Ck The Chicago Media

This summer may be the worst summer ever in terms of coverage of the Chicago Bulls. In past summers I had the delight of reading about how the Bulls are individually getting ready for the season, etc. This season on every major Chicago paper, they post something every other month. It's like pulling teeth for them to write about the Bulls. If the Bulls were a favorite in the East, then the papers would be flooded with Chicago Bulls nonsense. On a brighter note Mariotti got fired. Ben Gordon, get him the hell out of here. YOU ARE NOT WORTH $12 MILLIONS DOLLARS!!! Your worth 5-9 million. You greedy bastard.

Missing Bulls Weekly Blogger

If anyone has any information about the where-abouts of Bulls Weekly reporter Rob Malinowski please email us at findmoRobb@BullsWeekly.com he has been missing from Bulls Weekly for Months now... and to be quite frank... the Bulls Weekly Staff is worried. The site obviously needs to be updated and no one else on the staff knows how to do it. If you could just find him and have him put up a new poll question, it would be a great help.

We are offering a half full bottle of potato vodka as the reward...

Note: he isnt as fat as he looks in this picture.

Thank you for your concern and help,

All of us at Bullsweekly.com

Ben Gordon Signs with Sacramento

In a surprising fashion, Ben Gordon has signed with Sacramento. No no no... not the Kings but the Monarchs. Gordon, who previously played for the Chicago Bulls could not come to a contract agreement with the Bulls or any other NBA team that "he felt" paid him for what he was worth. Gordon decieded to join the WNBA's Monarchs instead of signing a smaller NBA contract. When asked about this surprise move Gordon responded "I feel like the WNBA will be more open to my bitching and complaining, I think this is where I belong"

Ben I think you will fit right in....