No Chance In Hell

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There is no chance in hell that the Chicago Bulls will make the playoffs this year. How sad. The Bulls take on the Atlanta Hawks tonight, and we've been saying that every game is a must win, but we need to stop because the Bulls' players don't care if it's a must win. The Bulls are going to come out like a bunch of pu**ies tonight and play like a 3rd grade recreational team. I bet you can get 5 players from any junior college around the Chicagoland area that can play better than the Bulls are playing right now. At the beginning of the season I was looking forward to the 2008 playoffs, but now I have to look forward to see the Rocky Mountain Revue.

Shoutouts:

Kirk Hinrich: Thanks for being a p*ssy. Thanks for missing all of your shots and not being mentally tough.

Ben Gordon: Thanks for being selfish because you want to get paid. By the way you WILL NOT get max money. Thanks for dribbling off your foot when there is 4 seconds left in the game.

Luol Deng: Thanks for being soft.

Drew Gooden: Thanks for replacing Ben Wallace.

Joakim Noah: Thanks for being the only one hustling this season, and actually cared.

Thabo Sefolosha: Thanks for starting to show that your legit.

Chris Duhon: Thanks for getting crunk and keeping it real.

Aaron Gray: Thanks for being a big white guy that's worthless.

Andres Nocioni: Thanks for being Noce.

Tyrus Thomas: Thanks for not living up to the hype.

Larry Hughes: Thanks for taking bad shots. Thanks for loving strippers.