Johnny Red Kerr Disappears

Last week against the Pacers, Johnny Red Kerr disapperead from the telecast. You can hear a loud thump from the microphone. Stacey King started to laugh and say that Red is gone. I wondered where Red went. I actually have found out from my sources that Red had to sh** himself so bad that he couldn't wait for the final 18 seconds of the half to finish. Eye witnesses said that after Red got out of the bathroom he looked and felt like a million bucks.